What Your Drink Says About You (Assuming You Only Drink Apple Martinis, Scotch, Margaritas, Jaeger, or Malt Liquor)
Posted Jun 08 2010 4:00am
This chart could one day save your life. Just kidding.
Having a crisis of identity? Are you in such a position that you know what you like to drink but need the rest of the details told to you based on preconceived notions? Rest easy, my friend. Cool Material has put together just such an infographic .
Drinking apple martinis? Uh-oh! That means you have homosexual tendencies and were VERY excited about SATC2. Snap!
Do you drink Jaeger? You couldn’t possibly be a frat guy or someone who enjoys speeding up the inebriation process. Nope! You’re a shirtless gearhead that rocks out to AC/DC and probably beats your significant other!
Full disclosure: I had both scotch and Jaeger this weekend. I guess that means that I’m an academic gearhead that enjoys Mozart and Bad Company. When I’m not working on my Camaro, you can find me at my villa in Tuscany. I’m a complicated man, apparently.
Anyway, go ahead and get dirty with the link above. Don’t you want to know what kind of person you are? And if you’re a lazy kind of person, we’ve recreated the chart right here, but it counts as your Christmas AND birthday presents.
***Also, kudos to Cool Material for scooping us on the whole “people who drink malt liquor are poor” angle. We’ve been bested***
Other Cool Material work can be found right here .
This chart could one day save your life. Just kidding.
Having a crisis of identity? Are you in such a position that you know what you like to drink but need the rest of the details told to you based on preconceived notions? Rest easy, my friend. Cool Material has put together just such an infographic .
Drinking apple martinis? Uh-oh! That means you have homosexual tendencies and were VERY excited about SATC2. Snap!
Do you drink Jaeger? You couldn’t possibly be a frat guy or someone who enjoys speeding up the inebriation process. Nope! You’re a shirtless gearhead that rocks out to AC/DC and probably beats your significant other!
Full disclosure: I had both scotch and Jaeger this weekend. I guess that means that I’m an academic gearhead that enjoys Mozart and Bad Company. When I’m not working on my Camaro, you can find me at my villa in Tuscany. I’m a complicated man, apparently.
Anyway, go ahead and get dirty with the link above. Don’t you want to know what kind of person you are? And if you’re a lazy kind of person, we’ve recreated the chart right here, but it counts as your Christmas AND birthday presents.
***Also, kudos to Cool Material for scooping us on the whole “people who drink malt liquor are poor” angle. We’ve been bested***
Other Cool Material work can be found right here .