In case you have been living under a rock for the last few days, Tiger Woods recently crashed his car into a fire hydrant just outside his Florida estate. Speculation abounds that the crash followed an argument between Tiger and his wife Elin in which she went after him with a golf club.
While I feel bad for what Tiger is going through, the incident has inevitably led to a variety of gags at Wood’s expense. Tasteless? Sure, but this is America – land of tastelessness.
Here are some of the best jokes we have been able to find so far:
What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?
What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas?…A new windshield!
Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”
Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tigers balls.
Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.
Heard any good Tiger Woods jokes? Let us know in the comments.