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The Best Tiger Woods Crash Jokes on the Web

Posted Dec 01 2009 10:04pm


In case you have been living under a rock for the last few days, Tiger Woods recently crashed his car into a fire hydrant just outside his Florida estate. Speculation abounds that the crash followed an argument between Tiger and his wife Elin in which she went after him with a golf club.

While I feel bad for what Tiger is going through, the incident has inevitably led to a variety of gags at Wood’s expense. Tasteless? Sure, but this is America – land of tastelessness.

Here are some of the best jokes we have been able to find so far:

  • What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.
  • Ping just offered Elin Woods an endorsement contract pushing her own set of drivers. They are said to be named Elin Woods…”clubs you can beat Tiger with.”
  • News travels fast. The Chinese are already making a movie about Tiger Woods’ crash. They are calling it, “Scratching Swede, Lying Tiger,” or how about “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant”?
  • What do you buy a Tiger for Christmas?…A new windshield!
  • Tiger is now in trouble with his sponsor Gillette because he said that “this was the closest shave I have had yet.”
  • Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger’s wife to pick up some tips on how to beat Tiger.
  • Tiger crashed his car because he was in a rush to move on to the second hole.
  • Tiger uses clubs to hit golf balls while his wife uses clubs to hit tigers balls.
  • Just because you’re the world’s no. 1 golfer, it doesn’t mean you can’t be beaten by your wife.

Heard any good Tiger Woods jokes? Let us know in the comments.

photo credit: Getty Images

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