The Ab Coaster…The Next "Revolutionary" Overpriced Machine To Target Your Abdominal Muscles.
Posted Jan 07 2009 4:41pm
The next TV ad for the next revolutionary ab machine is The Ab Coaster. A rather large machine that is made to target your abs. It can be yo9urs for on 4 payments of $99.95. Holy crap! $400 for an ab machine? Are you serious?
NOTICE!!! THEY NEVER SHOW AND OVERWEIGHT OR OUT OF SHAPE PERSON USING ONE OF THESE MACHINES EVEN THOUGH THAT IS THE AUDIENCE THEY ARE TAGETING.
Ok, Sorry about the caps lock but that’s exactly who they are hoping buys this. The people actually using this machine did NOT get that way by using the Ab Coaster.
They ate right and worked out and some have a natural metabolism that helps them keep that “washboard” belly. I’m not saying that this machine couldn’t keep your abs tight and looking good, but you have to get there first. For 400 dollars you can buy this mostly useless machine that will probably collect dust, get donated to the Salvation Army or good will or may end up in next summer’s garage sale items.
The problem I have with these infomercial exercise ads is that most are bogus. They offer a device to work your abs and offer it to you at an outrageous price. The Perfect Pull Up and The iron Gym offer many more benefits than this machine and cost much less.
There are a multitude of ways to get a flat stomach. Dieting and exercise is the first way to go. Don’ waste your money in this economical status on machines like this.