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Stress, Tension and Panic

Posted Mar 15 2009 3:52pm
Get that flash off my face!
(Photo by Godfrey Tacadena)

Three Feelings

How would you differenciate stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when your wife is pregnant,
Tension is when your girlfriend is pregnant, and
Panic is when both are pregnant.

Rising of the Dead

Old man: Can you give me an erection?
Faith Healer: I can make the blind see, make the lame walk and I can even cure cancer. But, I'm sorry I cannot raise the "dead".


I thought my life is lonely till I saw a man with no arms but happily shakes his body.
I asked him: "You don't have an arm, why are you! so happy?"
He answered: "I’m not happy, my balls itch!"
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