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Oh, Lindsey: Lohan Fails Two Drug Tests; Back to Jail

Posted Sep 23 2010 4:00am


Well folks, she lasted as long as she could. On the heels of her last stint in the slammer, it looks like anthropomorphic train-wreck Lindsey Lohan will be a repeat customer of LA County Jail. She recently failed two(!) drug tests, allegedly (read: definitely) testing positive for cocaine and speed.

Even her spokespeople and lawyer have given up on maintaining her innocence, speaking out against the penal system’s treatment of drug addicts, which is a new approach for the legal team, but probably a smart one, as no one will ever think Lindsey Lohan will be innocent of any drug charge for the rest of her life.

Ironically, this comes on the heels of a sobriety pledge she had recently signed for a starring role in a new movie. I think it’s a safe bet that contract is already wadded up and in a trash can behind some movie executive’s desk right now. On a positive note, she is shaping up to be perhaps the most researched actress in the world should someone want to produce a remake of The Shawshank Redemption with Lindsey and Paris.

Read more about the clusterfuck that is LiLo’s legal woes here .

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