Ah, vacation time. White sand, the surf gently lapping at your feet. And you can barely hear the screams of tortured prisoners in the background. Welcome to “Taliban Towers” at Guantanamo Bay, the hottest new resort in the Caribbean.
Yes, if you are one of the 1.5 million members of the U.S. Armed Forces, you too can vacation at sunny Gitmo for just $42 per night. Waterboarding not included. The ‘resort’ includes a movie theater, gold course, McDonald’s and what must be the tackiest gift shop on the planet.
The t-shirt that reads “Greetings from paradise GTMO resort and spa fun in the Cuban sun” is sure to be a hit back home. And your kids will just love the child sized shirt that says:” “Someone who loves me got me this T-shirt in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.”
Just steps from the souvenir shop filled with branded mugs and cuddly toys, lie nearly 300 enemy combatants. The barbed wire decoration is the only hint that something is wrong. While the prisoners are incarcerated, visitors can windsurf, take boat trips and go fishing for grouper, tuna, red snapper and swordfish.
The Guantanamo ‘resort’ was exposed by Zachary Katznelson, a British-based human rights lawyer who works for Reprieve, a group leading an international campaign against the camp.
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