A bigger penis. That's what everyone wants – both men and women, even if the latter doesn't agree. At least for the men, this matter of great importance crops up when you're when pissed drunk and relieving yourself at a urinal!
And if the man pissing next to you is an African-American… some of you perverts might venture a peep! Bi-curious, if you will…
That's the crazy lengths to which people can go to… but c'mon, let's quit kidding ourselves that our genetic makeup as men make us think, fantasize and "want to do" all the time, if only genetically possible.
Say hello to the " Freudian slip " especially if you're one of the 'roving eye' types…
(Third eye, I mean)
While it might not be much of a problem for you to please the ladies in bed, there are some folks who are trying… and hard, with little success! (Pun intended)
Psst… Lance Armstrong can stay on his bike, for all I care… while there are men who do the 'rounds' effortlessly and are the envy of women and men everywhere!
And why? It's a man's ego that makes him want to be well-hung… like the other males that desire manly men (a.k.a beast). Blame it on genetics, if you will, but that's how it goes.
And of course, your idea of oral sex would be just "talking about it"…
OK, we're done taking digs… now it's time to help the folks who are not necessarily well-endowed.
Tips on how to last longer in bed
No, the solution is not to get Viagra … not unless you want your heart to pound faster than your apparent slavishness to the 'grind'. In any case, the idea of taking these tips seriously is to understand the issue that modern women face: men come much faster than usual (or expected).
So if you want to please your woman, it's about time you did something about it, and so here are tips on how to last longer in bed :
#1: Try to take longer when masturbating
For most men, "coming" in a nanosecond happens with ease. Yes, premature ejaculation is a big issue these days. During sex, you're going to last just long. This leaves the woman unsatisfied because, in most cases, women take much longer to come. So when "jerking off", try and take a little longer, and you'll do better in bed!
#2: Prozac, as unbelievable as this sounds, might do the trick
According to a study, men who take 20 mg of Prozac every day for a week have been known to cure themselves of premature ejaculation. But check with your doctor first!
#3: Ask her to "ride" you…
Some women like being on top! And while it's a good idea to let her take charge at least once in a while, this will also prolong sex for much longer than you assuming the missionary position. Wonder why they call it that, though?
#4: Use the other "head", for once
Most men during sex think of their own orgasm, and this is why they "come" (and go) pretty quickly. If you use the other head, you'll find that you'll last much longer in bed.
#5: Kegel exercises
Called so, these Kegel exercises help a man tighten the muscles in the penis and lead to clocking more minutes in bed with your woman, and this can be done anywhere with no one having any knowledge of what you're doing.
In Closing
If you're lacking in motivation, just remember that once you go black, you never go back…
A bigger penis. That's what everyone wants – both men and women, even if the latter doesn't agree. At least for the men, this matter of great importance crops up when you're when pissed drunk and relieving yourself at a urinal!
And if the man pissing next to you is an African-American… some of you perverts might venture a peep! Bi-curious, if you will…
That's the crazy lengths to which people can go to… but c'mon, let's quit kidding ourselves that our genetic makeup as men make us think, fantasize and "want to do" all the time, if only genetically possible.
Say hello to the " Freudian slip " especially if you're one of the 'roving eye' types…
(Third eye, I mean)
While it might not be much of a problem for you to please the ladies in bed, there are some folks who are trying… and hard, with little success! (Pun intended)
Psst… Lance Armstrong can stay on his bike, for all I care… while there are men who do the 'rounds' effortlessly and are the envy of women and men everywhere!
And why? It's a man's ego that makes him want to be well-hung… like the other males that desire manly men (a.k.a beast). Blame it on genetics, if you will, but that's how it goes.
And of course, your idea of oral sex would be just "talking about it"…
OK, we're done taking digs… now it's time to help the folks who are not necessarily well-endowed.
Tips on how to last longer in bed
No, the solution is not to get Viagra … not unless you want your heart to pound faster than your apparent slavishness to the 'grind'. In any case, the idea of taking these tips seriously is to understand the issue that modern women face: men come much faster than usual (or expected).
So if you want to please your woman, it's about time you did something about it, and so here are tips on how to last longer in bed :
#1: Try to take longer when masturbating
For most men, "coming" in a nanosecond happens with ease. Yes, premature ejaculation is a big issue these days. During sex, you're going to last just long. This leaves the woman unsatisfied because, in most cases, women take much longer to come. So when "jerking off", try and take a little longer, and you'll do better in bed!
#2: Prozac, as unbelievable as this sounds, might do the trick
According to a study, men who take 20 mg of Prozac every day for a week have been known to cure themselves of premature ejaculation. But check with your doctor first!
#3: Ask her to "ride" you…
Some women like being on top! And while it's a good idea to let her take charge at least once in a while, this will also prolong sex for much longer than you assuming the missionary position. Wonder why they call it that, though?
#4: Use the other "head", for once
Most men during sex think of their own orgasm, and this is why they "come" (and go) pretty quickly. If you use the other head, you'll find that you'll last much longer in bed.
#5: Kegel exercises
Called so, these Kegel exercises help a man tighten the muscles in the penis and lead to clocking more minutes in bed with your woman, and this can be done anywhere with no one having any knowledge of what you're doing.
In Closing
If you're lacking in motivation, just remember that once you go black, you never go back…