Favorite Male Body Parts – Not for Ms. Two-Goody-Shoes, probably…
Posted Dec 28 2011 8:00am
Ms. Two Goody Shoes… the more a woman pretends that she is one… she isn't! I'm talking about the quiet ones…
When men lie… it's about the stupid things. But when women lie… man, that's something else!
And when they tell you, "Not today, sweets. I don't feel like it."… it's control, straightaway. Yes, women have "needs"… needs that will empty a man's pocket regardless. No going Dutch here! Over and over again because that's how the "rules" were made, right?
What? Which rules? When did this happen? None of us men were informed about this… and this is why words like "feminism" and "equality" mean nothing!
I've met a couple of women like this… and I've told them to find someone with "deep pockets" (who also have a small dick haha) as politely as possible because I don't like being controlled by anyone! Serious!
(And if women who read this don't like it, well… too bad, really!)
Women are only better than men with one thing: communication. That's why they tend to be better negotiators, counsellors and handle professions better where words count for something!
Bottom line: Women (at least the dominating types) like (and manage) to outpsyche men… and there are some of us who are too smart for this nonsense! They're called bachelors… will a "xoxo" do?
At least, almost every woman can admit to one thing: there's ALWAYS a neurotic friend in the bunch that they can't handle!
Trust me, women are very different behind closed doors… and we're talking about the instance when they're with a man they have fantasized about all their lives!
Well, since we're talking about favorite male body parts … and the dull rhetoric based (on pop psychology) that women have to learn to drop…
Favorite Male Body Parts that Women Dig
I'm the "milkman" as opposed to the ass-man that most men often admit to when it comes to their sexual preferences… Russ Meyer types! And there are favorite male body parts that women have too… hey, they're human too! ;)
So, here's a list of male body parts that women really dig:
#1: Butt, but…
This is where the men who like butts have an advantage too… they can't be caught unless some idiot men (er…the milk men) who can't keep eye contact with a woman they find attractive. Show some class, assholes… for the rest of us.
And if she wears tight jeans or a top that fifth graders wear… you're definitely excused! Look because she wants you to… but keep your hands under your ass if you have to until she wants you to gratify your primal urges! No Ted Bundy shit here…
Jennifer Aniston , in being dubiously (maybe not!) considered as the hottest women of all time according to Men's Health recently, considered abs to be her preference. Let's hope women without a brain (and plenty of access to the internet) label this as their main preference! (No offense ladies – but there's a difference between EQ & IQ, and if you don't know what that is… next stop… Google Search!)
#3: Well-built Shoulders & forearms
Men with any brains will target those shoulders and arms in a workout if they're going to get anywhere with the ladies! The "ride" will be at no cost, I'll give you that – as long as you don't open your stupid mouth!
#4: Big Biceps
Sorry, had to throw this in for those who like the mega-muscular men like Stallone, Arnie (respect!) and even Vin Diesel but it's apparently passe compared to having a "tight body"! Some women love it, though…
However, the phrase "Once you go black, you never go back" still holds water because they know how to turn a woman into a "spitting cobra" in bed spewing expletives that fictional sexually dysfunctional white men like Sheldon term as 'coitus'! Sorry boys, if you don't have that "big and black thing" that Ms. (pretentious) Two Goody Shoes fawns over, get a Porsche… or she'll get it on Tyrone… na na na Ménage à trois, anyone?