The Pathetic Princess
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
Once upon a time, in a not far enough away land called Germville there lived two little Princesses. Princess Elle enjoyed nothing more than putting on a show. She excelled a ...
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Flood, Mud=camping dud
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
My new motto when asked to go camping again..."Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business". I am a proud 8 hour camping survivor. Who knew camping could be so . ...
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Nibble Nibble like a ...
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
Chomp, chomp, sniff, sniff...Claire's mommy is in a tiff. Today I was called out of my dance class at the gym because of my sweet little angel, Claire. The child care worker ...
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campophobia
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
campophobia- the fear of camping. I have been suffering from this since being emotionally scared at girl scout camp in 4th grade. I vaguely remember the flashlight light tha ...
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Vomit, Poop, Gas Oh My
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
We have returned from a wonderful, although far from perfect trip to the beach. A few days before the trip Claire started this whole vomit in her bed around 2:00 am. We gave ...
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Spin Doctor
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
I have a feeling Ella just may have a career in politics. She isn't gregarious or outgoing, but she sure can put a spin on any situation. The other day the girls and I went ...
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Gag me with a spoon
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
Grody to the max it is back! The acid washed jeans of my youth are back in, ankel zipper and all. The pair pictured are for sale for a mere 280.00. If I had only saved my v ...
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Potty Talk
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
I must admit I am having difficulty blogging lately. I loath the computer, I think this is all due to the fact that I now have another part-time/part-time job as a ghost writ ...
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Walmart and motherhood
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
The other day I had a low parenting moment. I happen to believe that on most days I am a really good mommy. On some days however; I sob at night thinking about my day. A we ...
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Hootchie Mama
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
Who wears short shorts...mommy wears short shorts. I met a friend for a play date today and I was appalled by the length of my shorts. Perhaps I have become Elasti- girl and ...
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Wits end
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
My IBS has "reared" its ugly head again, this time it invited Mr. Migraine to join the party. Yeah! There is nothing like teaching a bunch of four olds and having to rush ou ...
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Sweet Punishment
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
Our local gym is giving away free copies of a Harlequin romance novel in the locker room. After I changed the girls out of their swim suits, Ella ran over to the books and gr ...
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Super Why meets Donkey
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
I have always considered myself an intelligent person. I am college educated and have a passion for learning new things. Yes, I guess that I would describe myself as a prett ...
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Wax on Wax off
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
I do know better, I really do, but I couldn't pass up the 8 dollar eyebrow wax. There is a little shop two doors down from my job that I have been meaning to try. In the pas ...
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Learning to fly
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
We have been hanging out at the pool since it is been so darn hot. I love watching my girls play with their daddy. I remember when my dad use to toss me up in the air. Does ...
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Zip it .com
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Melissa M.
Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting
One of the wonderful things about pre-schoolers, is that they tell it like it is. One of the worst thing about pre-schoolers, is that they tell it at the top of their lungs a ...
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