This particular item reminded me of a post I saw over at Wim Demeere's blog about one of the Gracies bragging on Twitter how he turned the tables on a couple of muggers in New York. Maybe this shirt is just sending the wrong message.
Wear these jeans and you too can kick like Chuck Norris. Norris did a number of these ads for Century Martial Arts, this one from 1989. Action Jeans: the only thing tougher than Chuck Norris.
Steven Seagal's Lightning Bolt beverage, as if we don't have enough energy drinks on the market already. I'm not even sure if this stuff is still around. I actually tried it once a while back. Not bad. But if Seagal were really smart he would try to get this off the ground