Looks like I picked a bad night to be out of olives. I wonder what capers would be like in a martini. 1 day ago

I lost my car keys in my mom's house and I'm stuck here until I find them. 1 day ago

Well. That could have gone better. 1 day ago

About to go get sliced and diced. Good news: it's not on my face. Bad news: no athletic activity for a couple of days. 1 day ago

I don't have much hope of my lemon, lime, blood orange or tangerine trees living past this freeze. Brrrr. 1 day ago