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Maddy M. Patient Expert

A wry dry expat view of American family life, a gentle tease rather than a dig, ooo and a couple... Full Bio
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Some mother’s do ave em by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum It was one of those ‘time stood still moments.’ Perhaps fifty adults and maybe 30 children, all assembled on the day of my daughter’s wedding. Everything ha ... Read on »
Hole in one by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum I watch him hit Bukugan balls across the kitchen floor with a plastic light saber with quite an alarming degree of accuracy. “How many balls are there in bill birds?&rd ... Read on »
Proceed with caution by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum One of my many duties as Head Cook and Chief bottle washer of this joint is to tackle the accumulation of miscellaneous stains that have recently appeared around the premises. ... Read on »
Hands free hair washing by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum The hygiene of my children is very much a hands on affair. Having overcome the seasonal changes from baths in the winter, to showers in the summer and then back again, I can ... Read on »
Do we not Bleed? by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum The great thing about growing up is that life becomes so much more calm, relatively speaking. The bad thing about growing up is that the cues become more subtle, or at least ... Read on »
Blood Hounds by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum I dry my hands carefully so I can put a fresh plaster on my finger, post washing up and then nip upstairs to bed down the smalls. I whip up the ladder to start with the smal ... Read on »
All Systems Go – Cruise control by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum We’ve always had problems with green, for as long as I can remember. Such a simple word that can be described in so many or few; a secondary colour, mix blue and yellow ... Read on »
Where oh where? by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Sometimes these things creep up on you when you least expect them. This one runs at me, bowls me over and catches me out on a day when we’re running behind schedule, lo ... Read on »
One makes a difference by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum I prompt them from the calendar, the speech calendar from school that provides a daily prompt, as much for me as for them:- “so…...…what do you know about ... Read on »
The true price of love – in the nick of time* by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Weddings are such a complicated business. But that’s one of the great things about growing old, you have the chance to step into the shoes of the previous generation. N ... Read on »
Doggy droppings - bonus by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Life in a foreign country is both an adventure and a learning experience. I find that even though I have lived in California for 14 years there is no end to list of things th ... Read on »
Watch-cat by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Get the code:- Cut and paste from this little boxy thing below When we first took Rascal to the vet as a kitten we were told that he had ‘bonding issues and behavio ... Read on »
The Age of Reason by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum The great thing about having older children is that you can begin to reason with them. Parents can drop the bribery tactics and move swiftly on to persuasion, trading and tit ... Read on »
Share and Share Alike by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum We explain important human relationships to the boys, kith and kin, blood ties, legal ties and the thing that is about to happen to change their lives. “So of course yo ... Read on »
Well spotted by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum He saw it first! If you enjoy caption competitions and photographs, you may wish to nip along to "DJ Kirkby" over at "Chez Aspie" and test your brain powe ... Read on »
Sock Puppets by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Only teeny tiny this week as I have a wedding to arrange for Sunday the 20th and so all my energies are otherwise tied up. It's a kit for children aged 3 and above which I've ... Read on »
Tongue twister by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Hosted by "Tracy" at "Mother May I," but the photo-picture below will whizz you right there with one click. Just call me snap happy. What is it? I'm so g ... Read on »
Notable quotes by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum I watch his performance, robotic dancing and in time until he collapses in a sweaty heap, “ sighhhhhh! ” “You are such a fun guy.” “Wot did you ... Read on »
Three little monkeys by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum Get the code:- Cut and paste from this little boxy thing below Say "hi" to "Nonna" for me. If you like what you read, send it to someone in 'need.' Read on »
Caring and sharing by Maddy M. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Autism & Autism Spectrum On Labour Day afternoon after another nocturnal phase with my older son, we are determined to wear them all out in the pool. It is immediately apparent that the water is one ... Read on »