What I need to do, soon
1) Directing scene from The Hours comes to full completion.
2) Exercise away unwanted Zyprexa pounds
3) Clean out closet
4) Decorate closet
5) Buy requisite teen room christmas lights to place in living space
6) Find a tailor for my Lady Gaga dress (yes, I have tickets)
7) Cut all ties to Match.com
8) Find fitting sheets for my newly purchased bed

And what is all of this for?
Fuck off.

I'll tell you later.