As fascinated as I am with the wide world of Marvel and DC Comic superheros; I can't seem to decide on a single superpower.
While pondering I flustered over whether I'd have super flying strength, but what good is that if someone throws a piece of kryptonite at you? I could have been uber rich with snazzy gadgets, equipped with my own butler but I think it's mandatory to have a dark raspy seductive voice to go with the whole package and I'm fresh out of testosterone!
Is there some rule which proclaims it mandatory to dress up in a skin-tight suit and parade around town claiming to save the city? If so sign me up!
I'll take the small electric purple catsuit complete with detachable incandescent wings, permanent body shimmer, and fluorescent hair extensions in every color of the rainbow and while you're at it could you please throw in the cure for lupus! What was that!? There's no cure you say? What's my life expectancy you ask? Why, gee golly gosh darn!
If this is the case, it's time for me to read you THE MIRANDA "HEALTH" RIGHTS.
You have the right to remain silent until the duration of these rights are complete. I have the right to remain silent and refuse to comply shall you inflict any harm upon my health. Do you understand?
Anything you negatively do or say may be hazardous towards me and my health. Do you understand?
You have the right to consult Dr. Google before speaking/approaching me with ignorance about my condition/and or health. If need be I can refer you to an Epatient advocate and have them present during questioning now or in the future. Do you understand?
If you cannot conduct a Google search, information will be selected for you before any uneducated responses or questioning. Do you understand?
If you decide to answer questions now prior to consulting Dr. Google and/or an Epatient advocate I have the right to stop communication with you at any time until you talk to an Epatient advocate or consult with Dr. Google. Do you understand?
Knowing and understanding these rights as I have explained them to you, are you willing to accept that knowledge is power and commit to acquiring that information which pertains to my health before approaching me? (These rights are fictional; a creation of mine which I adapted from the US Constitution- Tiffany Marie Peterson)
These Miranda "Health" Rights are my superpowers!