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Have you seen my...sense of humor? by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I have two or three complete posts drafted and ready to go. Chances are though, they will never make it to my blog. "Why, Luna...why??", you ask. Well, because they're B. ... Read on »
GREAT GIFT IDEA!!! by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting This year my sister is buying my kiddos homemade crochet hats for Christmas. I, being the nosey lil' bitch that I am, just had to check out the makers website to see just ... Read on »
Wiggle Iggle Friday by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Jeez did I miss Wiggle Iggle Friday ! When I was in high school I heard a song. I heard the song. The song. I didn't know the name of the song or who sang it, but it ... Read on »
To the Jerk Who Hit My Car... by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting And didn't even leave a note... Fuck you. Read on »
NCLB - A PSA by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Last year, I knew nothing about No Child Left Behind (NCLB)...nothing. I figured the school district knew, and they were acting accordingly. Wrong. Wrong on soooo many le ... Read on »
The Update Post by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I guess if I'm back I should do an update post right? Well, if you remember, when I left I had just given birth to a baby girl. Yeah, well, that happened again...I now ... Read on »
Gearing Up For a Comeback by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I miss you all. I miss my blog. I'm coming back... As soon as I figure out how to fix my layout...I seem to have effed it up royally. Read on »
Peace Out by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting As you probably guessed...I am abandoning my blog. Simply put, I could give a shit less about it anymore. I just don't have the time or the energy to do anything with it. ... Read on »
Caution...Way Too Much Information by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting So, at this point in my breast feeding experience, I can shoot rockets of milk across the room. It's an acquired skill I tell you...and its quite amusing actually. Like a we ... Read on »
IMHO...Random Thoughts on Random Issues by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting OCTO-MOM For Pete's sake...leave the woman alone! Yes, she was dumb to have so many kids. Yes, she was even dumber to have gotten preggers by way of fertility doctor/cli ... Read on »
True Love by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Introducing... Baby "Luna" 8 lbs, 20 inches long Hey guys! The little lady has finally arrived! Her arrival was fast and furious with my labor lasting onl ... Read on »
By the way... by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting It's a girl! I knew it. I just...KNEW. My official due date is April 21, 2009. I recently moved into a new place and am in the process of settling in. My c ... Read on »
What up Party People? by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Firstly...Happy New Year to all. Secondly...I know what you're thinking...where are the baby bump pics?? Hold your horses, my friends, the bump pics are coming. I a ... Read on »
I'm tired... by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting And uninspired. And downright bored with posting lately. Can you tell? When I do post I feel inexplicably guilty because I receive comments from peeps who I have not ch ... Read on »
A History of Greatness by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting When I met her I was about 20 years old and working in an office. She was a temp, placed at the reception desk. She was so spunky and cool and fun. Her wrist was wrapped in ... Read on »
Ode to Rubbernecking on the NJ Parkway by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting At a snails pace I ride Five lanes wide A parking lot at rush hour But I hang on Inch by inch Mile by mile And all so that I can sp ... Read on »
Lil' Stinker by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting My older daughter, Sugar, is obsessed with farting. I'm totally serious. First thing in the morning, she farts her love for me and giggles. If I return the sentiment (h ... Read on »
Sunday Steals and Deals by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Another light CVS trip. I really just don't need anything. However, the new monthly deals started up and surprise, surprise, my store actually had the items in stock. ... Read on »
Reason #5 to hate Pregnancy...BABY SHOWERS by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting I effing hate baby showers. Hate. Loathe to the very depths of my soul. I'm serious here, people. I hate them. The decorations, the stupid games, the strange women with t ... Read on »
Reasons to Love Pregnancy #1 by LunaNik Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Parenting Extremely erotic, tantalizingly detailed, dirty, dirty dreams. M-E-O-W!! P.S. Where have I been?? I've been sick with one of those horrible pregnancy colds. It ... Read on »