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Things You Will Never Hear
Posted Jul 09 2009 11:12pm
"Sure, I've seen many survivors of a porta-caval shunt."
"I don't think the stimulus package is working."
"That's OK doctor, I don't need a prescription for Tylenol."
"No, VMM, I don't want a beer."
"You know, I agree with you."
"No, I don't want to shoot your pistol."
'That's OK. I'll see him even if he can't afford it."
"I can't wait to tell my wife."
"Sure, I'd love to come in and help you with that nose bleed."
"Can you look around the ER for some admissions? We're bored."
"Sure, I'll admit him to my service."
"Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day!"
"We're going to England for the great food and dental care."
"Boy the ER is busy. I'll stay over and help."
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