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Startle

Posted Apr 09 2009 7:15pm

I have just had a very startling realization. When I tell you what it is, you will undoubtedly say, "Um, what did you think would happen here, Katie? Wow, they're going to let you be a doctor? Hmmm." And you will reconsider everything you've ever known about me.

But I'm going to tell you anyway.

During a study break this morning, I was looking at some pictures of two friends' babies. It occurred to me that each baby looks just like it's parent. Then I thought about The Best Nephew Ever, who is the spitting image of the Bro-in-law. That's when it hit me.

This Parasite that's currently occupying some of my abdominal cavity MAY LOOK JUST LIKE ME.

I have seen myself in the mirror and I have seen my baby pictures. Folks, I was really not a cute baby. I had and still have rather large and prominent ears (thanks, Mom!) and a very oddly shaped nose (yay, Dad!). And then there is the other possibility. What if the thing looks like PATRICK? The man has a chin that could cut glass and a ski-slope nose. He does have lovely eyelashes, though, so that could be a plus.

The point is: I have never thought about what an offspring of mine or Patrick's would look like and, upon considering the possibilities, I feel guilty already.

Kiddo, consider this an official apology for the ears and the nose that you will undoubtedly receive from me. If it's any consolation, I know how you're feeling. Or will feel, I guess. Anyway, sorry about that. Blame your grandparents.

(P.S. I am not having body-issues here, people, so don't think I'm looking for compliments. I am just reliving the childhood-into-adulthood teasing for my various traits, as we all experienced, and cringing in advance for the Parasite. I wouldn't go through middle school again if my life depended on it. )

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