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Katie!'s Twitter Updates

@twistpenguin Twisterina, I would like some advice as to how you killed Step 2. 1. WOO!! 2. I bow before you. 3. Teach me. 8 days ago
Again with the hours-too-late bedtime. What is wrong with me? #badchoices 8 days ago
@DancerXavier You will totally rock it, as per usual. If they have questions, refer them to this Twitter convo. Have fun! 8 days ago
@jenahearn The way you cook, my dear, I doubt it will occur to them to complain. Happy tofu basting! 8 days ago
@DancerXavier Not to worry, I've never seen that word before, ever, and they let me talk to real live patients! (Also: good luck!) 8 days ago
 

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Posted Apr 09 2009 7:15pm


Because there are not enough things to worry about in my life, I have come down with some sort of illness. I think it's viral, but I'm not all the way through my virus notes yet for my exam on Friday, so I can't fully diagnose it. However, as I sit on the couch wrapped in a giant down comforter and try to sort through my notes I have come up with the following:
Here are the symptoms:

Chills
Fever
Runny nose
Sneezing
Headache
Body aches
Malaise

Here's my partial differential diagnosis (I'll spare you... this time):

Rhinovirus (a picornavirus, common cause of common cold)
Orthomyxovirus (causes the flu)
Epstein-Barr Virus (causes most mononucleosis)
SARS (a coronavirus - unlikely, but possible!)
Tuberculosis (ok, not really. But maybe!)

This entry totally counted as time spent studying. Look at all the words I know!

Now, back to the couch with my book and my blanket. **sniff, sniff... achoo!!**

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