If a principal of a school is fed up with kids running in the halls, should all kids be required to have their ankles shackled so that compliance with school policy cannot be violated? If you don’t regard this hypothetical as silly, then please stop reading this blog. You were probably one of those kindergarten miscreants who played pat-a-cake with a kid of the opposite gender. Touching another kid’s skin is verboten and is a clear stepping stone to playing tag, flag football and other delinquent activities. I think that all children under the age of 10 should be required to wear mittens while on school property. Boys who cannot control their lips should be fitted with muzzles. Let’s do this for our kids.
If anyone out there has their own rules and regulations tales, pray tell.