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Super Cop by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon Today I experienced the antidote to Officer McBreakfast Taco. I was riding my normal training route in and through the Woodlands and was proceeding along a side street w ... Read on »
The Biggest Winner by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon " I want to be muscular, like Jillian." That's what Superpounce told me not long ago. I nearly jumped up and high-fived myself. And this may be the prime reason wh ... Read on »
Top Ten List by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon And now, from the home office in Spring, Texas, top 10 reasons every middle-aged man should run (add your own in the comments): 10. Because the God of Training Peaks and ... Read on »
Man On Wire by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon " This is your life, and it's ending -- one minute at at time." --Fight Club What a whirlwind the last couple of weeks have been. I'm usually pretty good at bala ... Read on »
Please Stand By by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon There's been so much to blog about, but no time to do it. For that, I apologize and hope that I don't forget it all before I have a chance to get back to it. For now, I've ... Read on »
She Told Me Her Name by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon She finally told me her name. She shall be called, "Delilah." She is the nubile, young object of the songwriter's obsession. "Oh, what you do to me." When yo ... Read on »
Get On Your Bike And Ride by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon It is that time again, time to get on our bikes and ride from Houston to Austin with 14,000 of our closest friends, the largest charity cycling event in the nation, in orde ... Read on »
BLARRRRRGH! by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon I can't swim 10x100m @ 1:55. I can't. Not possible. I can't follow that up with 6x 25m @35 and a 500m time trial. Training Peaks can say it all day long, ... Read on »
Rule No. 1 by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon 1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB. 2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB. In the midst of all the work craziness this week, I confess that I have fel ... Read on »
You Must Do This by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon " Nothing in life is so exhilarating as to be shot at without result."* I learned something again yesterday from a bunch of kids. By that, I mean not only that I lea ... Read on »
One Thing by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon Sometimes you need that "One Thing" to help you keep it all together. It might be completely psychosomatic, like Dumbo's feather, but it still works. As long as you hol ... Read on »
MoFo by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon Yep, that's the run course for Ironman St. George. How about a side of hills to go with your supersize bucket of hills. But Supalids, a/k/a Mrs. Wilson, and I have ma ... Read on »
980 Grams by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon "Holy Crap." Yeah. Thanks Coach Kris for that John-Madden-like command of the obvious. "Holy Crap" was his expert analysis of the Ironman St. George bike course. ... Read on »
Product Review by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon Like many of you that cycle, I am well and truly sick of being endangered by motorists who do not give us enough room on the roads. Sometimes the motorists are stupid and ... Read on »
I TRIPLE Dog Dare You! by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon Naw, he ain't gonna do it. He's chicken. I ain't chicken. I just don't need to be sticking my tongue to no pump handle, or signing up for an Ironman five months afte ... Read on »
The Continuing Saga . . . by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon I've received several inquiries along the lines of "what ever happened in your cage match with Officer McBreakfast Taco. Those of you who are new to the blog can follow th ... Read on »
Spring Classic by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon ***This post must be read with the accent and inflections of Phil Liggett, Paul Sherwin, and Bob Roll*** Phil: In some parts of the world, the first signs of spring ... Read on »
Time Warp by Kendall G. Patient Expert Posted in: Blog Posts in Triathlon Supposedly, all seconds are equal. The clock ticks mercilessly by at the same pace all the time. Supposedly. But I don't believe it. I don't experience time that way. ... Read on »