Only in the Sun can you get a picture of German Chancellor Angela Merkel changing into a bathing suit from behind with the caption “I’m Big in the Bumdestag”. In response to the image of Ms. Merkel, a German paper asks, “What have the English got against us?”.
Now kids, Play nice!!
Only in England will a phrase like this work: “It’s my A** on the line, and the last thing I need is a Cock-up!”.
or the joke:
Santa says to the doctor, “I don’t know how this happened but I have a mince pie up my bum”. The doctor takes a look and tells Santa, “Don’t worry, I have some cream for that.”