Seriously. You should never believe me when I say I’ll be right back. I have quite a few posts half-written and a severe case of writer’s block....

I'm working on a few posts, but they're not ready yet. I don't want you to think I've gone missing again, so I thought I would share with you a...

Now listen. Don’t go getting yourself all excited. This post is not about THAT oral stuff. Keep your minds out of the gutter. The oral stuff I want...

How vain it is to sit down to write when you have not stood up to live.--Henry David Thoreau La la la la la…pretending I’ve never been gone…la...

As you know, because I whine about it all the time, I feel perfectly shitty 99% of the time. The other 1%? Moderately poopy. The point is, I never...