Why might my left hand and two fingers be numb as if i hit my "funny bone" very hard?

It sounds like you are irritating or injuring the ulnar nerve at the elbow.  You didn't mention it but I'm guessing the two fingers that are numb are the pinky and ring finger right?  The best initial treatment is to avoid the activity that caused the symptoms.  Also avoid extreme flexion of the elbow or any pressure on the elbow.  A Physical Medicine and Rehabilitation doctor or Neurologist can confirm the diagnosis with a test called an EMG and nerve conduction studies.

Brad, why you bring your madness here? To know you  is interesting enough let alone the fact your overlooking a simple (in- your- face- boy) peice of common sense.  Fuck dude, if the room is ablaze and its fiery entity leaps upon your flesh, you"d step back and step right back into the fire. Bottom-line "Pyro" Attention for you is a food to the majority of this race. On that note i say your down a few laps , low on fuel and you ain" cool, fool. Get a new direction in life. Obviously straight downward has proven a bad, bad, a fucked up choice bro. Bro? is that me answering my own ques....tions?  I'M the new reflection and you, injury list sign on pussy, A fleshy patheticizm outrage to yourself.

                                  Sins early, badbradadley.

i know what a "wet paint" sign means.  And theres more to it than you know.

Phase two begins at the discovery site.   "Wet paint" wet then but that was???

so by pressing your inquery at fingertip ease, checking its trust to be true to word.

Fuck! Paint all over my hand now. I should have known (the sign) i have no faith.

I accept my fate.  Recycle and recreate.... PROCRASTINATE IS HESITATE AND

DIEING AND LIVING AGAIN IS CHANCE CREATE  CAN YOU RELATE?