Watermelon Rules

This morning I cut my run short because I had a call and some work to do. The plan was 6 miles, but I did 4 slow and painfully (because of breakfast in my belly).

So today after work I decided to finish what I committed to and do another 2 miles. It wasn’t fast or fun (I’m 100% a morning runner), but I am proud of myself. I never make myself do stuff I don’t wanna.

It was no run in the park, but I need to be accountable.

It’s Watermelon Season!!! This is my second happiest day of the year, after cherries come into season. If you’re new around here lemme fill you in -

I LOVE watermelon (and cherries) more than anyone else in the world. I buy them 2 at a time at Costco and don’t share them with anyone. It’s actually really sick (as in I eat a whole watermelon in 2 days and make myself bloated and uncomfortable).

So this year I am instituting the Watermelon Rules:

1. Monica can only buy 1 watermelon at a time.

2. Monica must not eat any of the watermelon while cutting it except for 1 piece when she starts to “check if it’s a good one”.

3. Monica must serve herself the watermelon she is going to eat in a bowl (not a bucket).

Updated: If you’re a watermelon lover such as myself check out my How To Cut a Watermelon video

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