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Posted Jun 19 2009 5:41pm

To continue the theme of “Laughter is the Best Medicine”, here are a few fun thoughts:

“I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown …….”  —Jim Morrison

“Life was so much easier when your clothes didn’t match and boys had cooties!”    —Unknown

“Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath, and hope we’ve set aside enough money to pay for our kids’ therapy.”   —Michelle Pfeiffer

“The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet.”   —Bill Cosby

“The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back.”  —Franklin Jones

“You’ve reached middle age when all you exercise is caution.”  —Unknown

“Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.”   —Phyllis Diller

Source of quotes:  http://smiley963.tripod.com/humorous.html

For an email joke of the day, see this website:  www.ajokeaday.com

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