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Molten lava and lard. #ew.

Posted Jun 18 2010 12:00am

I am a volcano… and somehow, all my thoughts i guess procreate and give birth to new, stupid, let’s-drink-a-glass-of-red-and-watch-the-discovery-channel-esque thoughts that mean nothing. These are the only thoughts i’ve been able to verbalize, or even write. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Maybe i am overwhelmed, and as a precaution my brain has armed me solely with the word count of the movie clueless with which to express myself. This way, I won’t be able to do too much damage to my fragile psyche.

Does anyone else find the new candy bars repulsing? these cookies&, the m-azing, and now the take 5? Its like lard piled atop fat piled atop caramel, peanut butter, cookie dough, a speaker and landfill mush. Is mars closing their factory and just tossing all the left over candy junk into the last few candy bars? nast. total nast.

Maybe if the executive fatcat candy makers weren’t illiterate cave-dwellers with their fingers in their ears, they’d notice the clean-eating, anti-obesity trend sweeping the nation. Lard isn’t in anymore. Maybe you should have read that wall street journal instead of using it as a cage liner for your five thousand plus dollar exotic bird. If the consumers are buying anything, it would be anti-mars stock. If that existed, I’d be all over it.

I suspect the anxiousness that I am expressing at mars is projected from something else…

{note to self: no more vino before bed time}

PS – I’m also a now a fan of using #hashtags in my headlines. #woo

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