Go To Green Monster Recipe

Since I’m having a root canal this weekend I’m predicting a lot of Green Monsters in my future.

I’m also predicting a hot Southern California summer, which will also require a ton of Green Monsters to stay cool!

Luckily, I have my Go To Green Monster Recipe ready to go!

In the mix:

ice ice baby

frozen spinach

1/2 Tb. chia seeds

1 cup almond milk (or milk of your choice)

1 scoop protein powder

optional: banana, cherries, strawberries

Blend until your tragic old blender stops spinning. Then, stir it. Blend again. Complain to your husband that you need a Vitamix. Blend some more.

Tonight’s Green Monster was served in a bowl with cereal and granola on top.

What’s your favorite Green Monster?

Mike?

(source: Disney, hello)

Shrek?

(source: Mike Myers. I think.)

The Energy Drink?

(source: everyone studying for finals and people on roadtrips)