Denny's Fried Cheese Melt = Heart Failure On a Plate
Posted Aug 13 2010 12:00am
Large Coke $1.50. Side of Fries $2. Denny's new Fried Cheese Melt, $4. Dealing with the poor body image and cardiovascular disease eating this meal will cause you? Priceless.
Denny's new arterial clogging creation known as the Fried Cheese Melt does it's best to beat KFC's Double Down for the latest irresponsible meal offered to Americans by large chain restaurants.
Order one of these monstrosities when you sit down at Dennys and you will get four fatty mozzarella sticks that have been deep fried in... you guessed it, more fat. Those are sounded by even more copious amounts of heart stopping fatty cheese, layered between two pieces of bleached white flour sourdough, ontop of a platefull of fatty fries, and a bowl of marinara sauce so you can dip this tripple bypass of a disaster in even more calories.
Speaking of calories, one of these will set you back 895 of them. Thats the equivalent of either;