Confession Thursday–Objects In Blog Not the Same In Real Life

It’s that time again, Confession Thursday…

#1. I am considering planning baby making around my best friend’s wedding . I’m not completely sure how baby making works, so we’ll see how that goes.

#2. I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve spit in my own hair while brushing my teeth.

#3. I had to ask Ben if “whore” was a bad word. He said yes so I opted not to use it in a post yesterday. It would have been funny (at least to me). Your loss whores.

#4. I’m still licking my pancake plate like it’s socially acceptable.

I had pancakes sans pumpkin for breakfast today. They were okay, but I’m getting pumpkin asap!

#5. I only had 3 clients scheduled for today and they ALL canceled! Now it’s super hard for me to motivate myself to go to the gym since the gym is also work and I this could be a day off for me.

#6. I hide behind the blog (as opposed to living in the real world) because I’m photogenic. The confession part of this is when you meet me in real life you’re going to think I’m Monica’s ugly stepsister. Just a warning.

Remember when I went to the DMV for a new license last week ? Well my new one came in the mail yesterday!

#7. A small part of me will be sad when I finally stop getting pimples because I kinda like to pick at them.

#8. Ben ’s going to get scurvy because I eat ALL the fruit in the house. I promise I’ll nurse him back to health though.

Got anything to confess?