So on the off chance that you feel like you have a Mack truck sitting on your chest, you can’t breathe in without choking, and you feel like you drank 8 pots of highly caffeinated coffee, run, do not walk {ok, walk, you can’t breathe after all} to your nearest doctor. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
I should note, not passing go and not collecting $200 also includes not sending stupid tweets about having tuberculosis or the plague. What? I would never do that.
I eventually put two and two together and figured out either:
a) I’m allergic to the antibiotic I was taking
or
b) I really am 80 years old
{Both options also explain why 3 minutes on the bike trainer left me feeling like I sprinted a marathon.}
Although no one would be surprised by option b, it turned out to be option a.
So on the off chance that you feel like you have a Mack truck sitting on your chest, you can’t breathe in without choking, and you feel like you drank 8 pots of highly caffeinated coffee, run, do not walk {ok, walk, you can’t breathe after all} to your nearest doctor. Do not pass go. Do not collect $200.
I should note, not passing go and not collecting $200 also includes not sending stupid tweets about having tuberculosis or the plague.
What? I would never do that.I eventually put two and two together and figured out either:
a) I’m allergic to the antibiotic I was taking
or
b) I really am 80 years old
{Both options also explain why 3 minutes on the bike trainer left me feeling like I sprinted a marathon.}
Although no one would be surprised by option b, it turned out to be option a.
Needless to say I’m a bit useless today. There’s no cinnamon rolls baking , pretzels biting , or scone eating .
Today’s entertainment’s up to you. Talk amongst yourselves.