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5 funny quotes to celebrate Mother's Day

Posted May 06 2009 11:13pm

 

Happy Mother's Day! Here's a few good funny quotes to help us bring the stress levels down and celebrate the chaos of life :)

"My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett

"Mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." - Anonymous

"Whoever thought up the word, Mammogram? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone." -Jan King

"I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on." -Roseanne Barr

There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one." ~Jill Churchill

Don't forget to nominate your mom* for the My Mom* Rocks contest so she has a chance to feel like a goddess! A mom* can be any woman in your life who supports your dreams, builds your confidence, listens to you, is there for you, shows compassion, and just plain inspires you to be a better version of yourself!! Sure, sometimes she is actually your mother, but maybe she's a grandmother, a friend's mother, a teacher, a mentor, an aunt, a neighbor.

Click here to nominate your mom* or share with your friends!

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