Hey kids, today
I'mguest-posting over on yonderMizFit."Please to" check it out! I've written what I hope is an amusing list of reasons why "You Might Be a Health Blogger..."
[EDITED TO ADD:] Or just scroll down and you can read the list here too. :)
And to celebrate this list, I wanted to hold a special, non-sponsored giveaway! What's in the prize, you ask? It may or may not contain things such as these:
Hey, the blog's called Soap & Chocolate! You knew that some day I'd be giving away soap and chocolate. Duh. I'm putting together a custom care package for one lucky winner and it will contain high quality products free of junky ingredients. That's how I roll, y'all!
How to enter? Leave your addition to my
MizFit list in a comment below - the funnier you make it, the
more secret goodies might show up in your care package! :) Plus,
I'll be creating a permanent page for the "You Might Be a Health Blogger" list in the near future, so be sure to include the URL for your own blog (or at least your first name) in the comment so that I can link back to (or credit) you!
And as always, link back to this contest from your blog (if you have one) to earn an extra entry. Email me at diana [at] soapandchocolate [dot] com to let me know when you do so.
If you don't have a blog (or even if you do), earn unlimited extra entries by leaving another reason why
"you might be a health blogger" or reader!
Entries will be granted one per reason, preferably posted as separate comments.
I will choose a winner randomly on June 18! Read on and get funny!
You Might Be a Health Blogger (or Reader!)
…if you know what KERF stands for.
…if you’re training for a marathon.
…if your sense of self-worth is defined by your oatmeal recipe and variations thereupon.
…if you switched to stevia.
…if you share the stats on your heart rate monitor.
…if a loved one has ever filed a Missing Person report on you during your trip to Whole Foods.
…if your dining companions wait for you to snap pictures of your food at restaurants before digging in…or remind you to do so if by chance you forgot.
…if there is a BlogHer and/or FoodBuzz ad on your website.
…if “the Shred” is not something you did to make dinner.
…if bake sales can and should be done via internet.
…if your Google Reader consistently says “(1000+)”.
…if “HOLY YUM!” is firmly ingrained in your vocabulary.
…if one or more meals per day goes through a blender before hitting your stomach.
…if the blog world knows more about your GI tract than your doctor.
…if you had to teach your parents how to comment.
…if you refuse to use the flash when photographing food.
…if you pity the fool who thinks raw food is limited to salad.
…if you’ve ever made your own nut butter/milk/flour …and/or spun flax into gold.
…if yoga has changed your life.
…if to know you is to know your love for Barney Butter.
…if P90X isn’t hard enough.
…if you’ve begun to assume that everyone knows what PB2 is.
…if jelly beans have matured from Easter Candy to running fuel.
…if Trader Joe knows you by name.
…if you read MizFit. 
…if you’re training for a marathon.
…if your sense of self-worth is defined by your oatmeal recipe and variations thereupon.
…if you switched to stevia.
…if you share the stats on your heart rate monitor.
…if a loved one has ever filed a Missing Person report on you during your trip to Whole Foods.
…if your dining companions wait for you to snap pictures of your food at restaurants before digging in…or remind you to do so if by chance you forgot.
…if there is a BlogHer and/or FoodBuzz ad on your website.
…if “the Shred” is not something you did to make dinner.
…if bake sales can and should be done via internet.
…if your Google Reader consistently says “(1000+)”.
…if “HOLY YUM!” is firmly ingrained in your vocabulary.
…if one or more meals per day goes through a blender before hitting your stomach.
…if the blog world knows more about your GI tract than your doctor.
…if you had to teach your parents how to comment.
…if you refuse to use the flash when photographing food.
…if you pity the fool who thinks raw food is limited to salad.
…if you’ve ever made your own nut butter/milk/flour …and/or spun flax into gold.
…if yoga has changed your life.
…if to know you is to know your love for Barney Butter.
…if P90X isn’t hard enough.
…if you’ve begun to assume that everyone knows what PB2 is.
…if jelly beans have matured from Easter Candy to running fuel.
…if Trader Joe knows you by name.
…if you read MizFit.