I’ve waited a long, long time for this day, the day you’d roll out coconut milk that wasn’t reduced fat (that’s just bland coconut water; you’re fooling no one). But my joy was instantly dashed as soon as I turned a can of this stuff over in my hand, only to find that you have added dumb shit to a perfectly good, whole food source of healthy fat. I thought about throwing the can clear across the store to express what I initially read as anger, but instead returned the can to the “new items” display shelf, resigned and saddened that yet another product with such potential has been turned into Frankenfood.
I had the exact same reaction when I spotted this at my local TJs. Disappointed!