For those of you who are Jewish, I wish you a happy new year.
In case you're of another religion and don't know what I'm talking about, tonight marks the start of Rosh Hashanah, which, if you observe, means you repent for your sins of the year against God and man, and you engage in major self examination.
Rosh Hashanah also marks the beginning of a 10-day period that culminates in Yom Kippur, where many Jewish people will fast while atoning. (I cannot fast, I've discovered, because of my hypoglycemia. After