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Ellen DeGeneres: Halloween Quips About Giving Trick-or-Treaters Sugar Packets!

Posted Dec 18 2008 7:34pm

Ellen DeGeneres is one clever comedian and radio show host.

Anyhow, my friend Cynthia tells me that yesterday, Ellen delivered a wickedly humorous monologue in which she joked that kids love sweets, she was going to give sugar packets for Halloween!

Then, she quipped that she would help them to counteract the effects of the sugar by giving them packets of liquid creamer! (Hmm. Is this a clever spoof of remarks I made on WCBS-TV, my friend wondered.)

In addition, Ellen also cracked a joke about how she planned to give trick-or-treaters some of her old keys, because they liked keys so much. She then said something to the effect like, "Who knows, they may get a key to a car or a condo!"

Anyhow, it sounds like one funny monologue.

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