BREAKING NEWS: Idiot On Low Carb Diet Loses 20 lbs. by Day 16
Posted Sep 29 2008 12:29am
I myself find this hard to believe.
I’ve felt that I wasn’t trying hard enough - had a piece of low carb bread here, some blueberries there, ate until full - and then a little more. I had gone out for lunch and had a steak salad with balsamic vinegar - balsamic vinegar is not recommended in induction as it has sugar in it…it just didn’t feel like I was in the groove suddenly. I didn’t even measure my ketones the other day.
I was eating low carb, but the quantity of food seemed a bit high - and I’d already lost 15 lbs in 2 weeks - what was I expecting? I had mentally prepared myself for a stall that I’d ride out and on the other side of it would be the loss of the remaining weight.
Yesterday evening I came home and checked my ketones. The strip turned a dark red - hey - still in ketosis - didn’t expect that.
Got on the scale and I was 195.
That’s down another 5 lbs. from my 2 week mark, for a total of 20 lbs. lost - I’m now halfway to my goal of losing 40 lbs that I set December 31st.
I think this confirms that, at least for me, low carb works the second time around.
What’s interesting is the psychological effects - if they are intertwined with physiological effects because I am messing with my body chemistry, I don’t know, but they are a follows:
My cravings for high carb foods has further diminished. I am surrounded by these. The temptation is there, but I’m not all that tempted. I think it’s not willpower as much as I’ve completed withdrawal from carbs and the physical craving just isn’t there.
I feel a bit calmer. I feel a bit more centered. It’s not that I’ve had an easy two weeks in terms of events in my life - I most certainly haven’t - but I do feel a subtle change in my mind for the better.
My craving for alcohol has diminished. I’d have my glass of wine (or two) each night. Nothing wrong with a little wine - or any low carb alcohol in moderation - but it ain’t gonna fly doing induction. I went out to a restaurant last night and saw someone drinking a martini - my preferred drink - and I had a certain wistfulness toward the thought of having one rather than an all-out obsessive craving. When I started this new low carb go-round on the 31st. I promised myself that martini (or two) when I reach 175 - not before.
I most certainly got a buzz from seeing the 195 on the scale. It felt great to be on the lower side of 200 again. While I know that weight loss like this is fragile - it would be very easy to put it back on with only a small amount of cheating - and I have to expect the stall to set in now as my body readjusts itself to it’s new weight, it still feels good.
What I’ve been eating would make those of you new to low carb feel a certain cognitive dissonance - as I do myself. Over the weekend I decided to pull out my George Stella cookbooks and try some of his recipes. I found one for some ham and cheese biscuits but needed ham. My wife just happened to call to tell me she was at the store - did I need anything?
Now - I am rethinking my food choices long-term, and I think that I’d like to reduce my consumption of a number of foods that I am currently eating - low carb junk food, in my estimation. SPAM must qualify as high on the list of one of those.
I also have an ambivalent relationship with SPAM. It is very similar to how I feel toward White Castle hamburgers - I don’t know how I could like them, but when you are carbing out, those little murder burgers can be satisfying in some primitive way - a guilty pleasure that I only indulge in maybe every other year.
If you were to ask me, I’d have to quote Monty Python: “I don’t like SPAM.”
But it was in the house, and I certainly wasn’t going to make a trip to the store just for ham.
I opened the can and tried a bite - way too salty - but there’s a certain something that made me take another bite. Then another.
Ok - I’ll take a chance. I baked up SPAM and cheese biscuits made from soy flour. They came out very good. I will probably make adjustments to the recipe the next time I make it (like no SPAM), but they were much better than I expected. Fluffy and moist. Of course I used soy flour instead of real flour, but I didn’t notice any difference.
These are great with a little butter - or even a slice of SPAM on top. I’ve also been melting american cheese on top of one-half - nuke for 20 seconds.
I’m not proud to report all of this, but the facts are the facts.
And the fact is: I’ve lost weight eating SPAM. I’m so ashamed.