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Sign I am Not a Normal Person #972

Posted Sep 23 2011 6:16am
Sign I am Not a Normal Person #972
I judge potential roommates based on their eagerness to lick the batter bowl.
Why?
Well, I can't eat it myself.
As I am not a normal person, I hold out for something better. See the holes and gaps in these brownies?
Well, they didn't get there by accident.
When I cut into a batch o' bars, I purposefully do so just a smidge too early...so that a bunch of crumbs get stuck conveniently on the knife blade.
Because brownies might be good...
But crumblies on the sides and bottom of the pan?
Well, I think those are even better.
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