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The Jupiter Report with Crestor – What Side effects?

Posted Nov 12 2008 8:42pm

What if we all took Crestor to reduce the chance of developing heart disease?  Happy Hospitalist does a pretty good job here on lining it all image up!  Talk about side effects.  BD 

  • All Americans will now get Crestor to reduce their CRP to reduce their chances of developing heart disease. 
  • All Americans Will now get lisinopril to prevent the proteinuria they will get from their diabetes they get from Crestor
  • All Americans will now take metformin to treat the diabetes they developed while taking Crestor
  • All Americans will now take Lyrica to prophylax  for the the neuropathic pain they will get from developing diabetes while taking Crestor.
  • All Americans will now take an aspirin to reduce the risk of developing a stroke from the diabetes they got from taking Crestor.
  • All Americans will now take prilosec to reduce the risk of developing an ulcer from the aspirin they were taking to reduce the risk of stroke due to the diabetes they developed while taking Crestor to reduce their asymptomatic CRP level.
  • All Americans will now take carvedilol to reduce the risk of death from the coronary artery disease they developed as a result of the diabetes they developed as a result of the Crestor they were taking to reduce their CRP to reduce their chances of developing coronary artery disease.

The Happy Hospitalist: The Sucker

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