Here’s the video for the reinforcements (this is real product). BD
Kiss your marital woes goodbye. Just don't kiss the blanket. Why, you ask? Because it's not only absorbed not only your troubles, but also your partner's nighttime bonanza of flatulence. The "Better Marriage Blanket" (obviously the number one cause of mediocre marriages is sleep-farting) not only exists, but it may be the first device created solely to fight farting.