Onion Special Report: Congress Deadlocked Over How To Not Provide Health Care
Posted Aug 24 2009 10:42am
Once again, the Onion totally nails it. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.
WASHINGTON—After months of committee meetings and hundreds of hours of heated debate, the United States Congress remained deadlocked this week over the best possible way to deny Americans health care.
“Both parties understand that the current system is broken,” House Speaker Nancy [...]