Y'know how our friends Alex and Paul recently got engaged? And Paul presented Alex with that gorgeous ring from jewelry designer Sarah Perlis? And, um, also, y'know how Christmas is just around the corner?
Well. You're a clever guy so I bet you know where this is going. I know I don't need to connect all the dots for you. It's probably enough just to send you this very subtle letter with a picture of the hammered stack rings, made with 20k recycled gold, from Perlis' socially responsible "In the Rough" collection, and let you draw your own remarkably insightful conclusions.
In closing, you are incredibly smart and handsome.
Your adoring wife,
Who thinks you're the cat's meow,
And the most delicious thing since sliced organic bread,