If the American Gladiators Supported the Green Movement…
Posted Jul 07 2008 7:16pm
In my opinion, the originalAmerican Gladiatorst.v. show was one of the best Saturday morning shows of the late eighties and early nineties. The recent relaunch of the show this past year with Hulk Hogan and Lailia Ali is a weak attempt to revive the original series, and the one time I watched it I was very disappointed.
But what if the Gladiators themselves did something interesting besides show off their muscles, like take part in the green movement? Then the show would be worth watching.
So what I did was create my vision of the Gladiators if they were green. It’s kind of like my “If Celebrities Endorsed Organic Food Products” Part1and2entries…but on steroids.
An avid recycler, Crush uses her muscular arms to crush soda cans before she takes them to the recycling facility.
Justice loves all animals, especially baby seals, so he is on a quest to demand justice for all the Canadian seals that are being hunted.
Concerned about the fuel crisis, Jet has become the new spokeswoman for a new airline company that promotes the use of biofuels.
Since the Bush/Cheney administration eliminated federal protection for wolves in Greater Yellowstone and the Northern Rockies, Wolf has been advocating for the reversal of this decision. You can sign a petitionhereto help him with this fight.
Knowing that his cousin Katrina destroyed so many homes in New Orleans, Hurricane has dedicated his spare time to building eco-friendly homes like this for the surviving families.
Steel knows that steel is the most recycled material in the U.S., so she runs her own electric scooter company that uses recycled steel for 95% of its parts.
An Eastern warrior in the ring by day but an organic candle maker by night, Zen only creates candles that create a Zen-like experience when burned.
Both candidates for the Presidency know that whoever wins, Siren will help the President sound the alarm on a new energy plan that will combat global warming.