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GiGiEats

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Every Tuesday, I will be jumping into pools of maple syrup, rubbing pork fat all over my body, making baby-food cupcakes, working the pole, chopping cabbages, sucking on lollipops, and oh so much more! Also, every other Thursday I will be shopping cart chariot riding, frozen pea... Full Bio
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¡Ay, Caramba! – Guest Post by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss ¡Ay, Caramba! – Guest Post September 24, 2013 by GiGi With a crazy busy weekend filled with… What felt like 18-million birthdays (it is officially c ... Read on »
2014 Looks Pretty Sexy by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss 2014 Looks Pretty Sexy December 31, 2013 by GiGi EatsCelebrities Oh hey 2014 , you’re looking rather snazzy over there with your charming exercise resolutio ... Read on »
A “Zesty” Take on Eclairs! by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss A “Zesty” Take on Eclairs! October 14, 2014 by GiGi EatsCelebrities As I have mentioned in previous posts,  my mind … Is like a bowling ball in the gutter a ... Read on »
A Conditioner For The Body by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Even though she cannot act… Megan Fox seems to always have a bombshell bod! What a ferocious beast your are! Grroar! Wait, you poppe ... Read on »
A Soup Even The Clueless Can Make! by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss A Soup Even The Clueless Can Make! October 1, 2013 by GiGi EatsCelebrities Like oh my gawd! I am totally buggin’ over the way yum dish The Food Pervert and ... Read on »
A Thanksgiving Tale by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss A Thanksgiving Tale November 26, 2013 by GiGi EatsCelebrities Once upon a time, there was a TURKEY and a PILGRIM… While rummaging through the wo ... Read on »
Ab-tastic Abs by The Get In Shape Girl by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Ab-tastic Abs by The Get In Shape Girl June 4, 2013 by GiGi Kyra Williams , the Get In Shape Girl, has decided to join me as I feast on ce ... Read on »
Academy Award Winning Appetizers by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Academy Award Winning Appetizers February 25, 2014 by GiGi EatsCelebrities And the Oscar for Best Actress in a Leading Role goes to…. Wait! Hold ... Read on »
An Australian Get Away, Thanks To Teas’ Tea by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss An Australian Get Away, Thanks To Teas’ Tea July 23, 2013 by GiGi Australia… Home of Vegemite , the kangaroo and Chris Hemsworth (hub ... Read on »
And The Binge Eating Award Goes To… by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss And The Binge Eating Award Goes To… February 26, 2013 by GiGi Anne Hathaway is currently on her seventh White Castle Burger… ... Read on »
Angelina Jolie and Kale: Separated At Birth by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Angelina Jolie and Kale: Separated At Birth March 5, 2013 by GiGi This might come as a huge shock to you but Angelina Jolie and K ... Read on »
Asparagus: Aroused By Spring by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Asparagus: Aroused By Spring March 18, 2014 by GiGi EatsCelebrities Spring is like Viagra for vegetables and fruits. Did I really just say that? ... Read on »
Baby Your Breasts by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Ah ha ha ha! The title of this blog post sounds like I am about to talk about celebrities   breast feeding their newborns! (PS: did you see the name of Uma ... Read on »
Banish Your Kryptonite! by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Banish Your Kryptonite! January 21, 2014 by GiGi EatsCelebrities Training to be our own respective superheroes can be TOUGH! We have to make time ... Read on »
Bodacious Body Types! by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss Bodacious Body Types! May 21, 2013 by GiGi An apple, a stalk of celery and a pear walk into a gym class… Nicki and I wor ... Read on »
Body A La Food Network by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss How many of you watch the Food Network Channel and feel as though your waistline expands two sizes in those thirty delicious minutes? Trust me, I am right ... Read on »
Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss

Brad Pitt Gets Down and Dirty With Pringles

February 12, 2013 by

Tony the Tiger

Tony, you better S.T.F.U. before I come over there and shut you up myself.

Your processed flakes are complete and utter garbage with no fiber, 11 grams of sugar and next to no nutritional value.

(Shred paper, put it in a bowl, sprinkle sugar on top and eat. That’s essentially what you’re doing when you gobble up Frosted Flakes.)

Eating Paper

It’s unfortunate that many celebrities started their careers promoting processed garbage like cereal (i.e. starring in food commercials)… What’s even more unfortunate is that many well-known celebrities currently star in junk food commercials because they’re blinded by their paychecks that look like phone numbers…

Paycheck

Is Chia Ti Wah a new rapper? His/Her price tag = $27,724.35

These foods they’re ingesting while rubbing down wet cars, laying out on the beach, and jamming out to their boom boxes… are the foods that are causing Earth’s waistline to balloon to epic proportions.

Lane Bryant doesn’t even have pants that can fit Earth’s expanding waist! 

Obese World

Don’t let Brad Pitt’s sexy Pringle chomping ways lure you in…

Kellogg’s – Keanu Reeves

Did I just see Keanu’s “O face”?

Bubble Yum – Leonardo DiCaprio

“Only the yum is the fun that never blows out…” Why oh why do I have such a dirty mind!

Pringles – Brad Pitt

Angie, you better start eating… Looks like Brad likes a woman with an appetite.

Brown’s Chicken – Steve Carell

I want to kick something!! Chicken naturally contains cholesterol. I have a bone to pick with Steve.

Burger King – Brooke Burke

Huh? Who wears that get up to the beach?

Pizza Hut – Jessica Simpson

Pop right into you? WTF?! And this is NOT the only video…

PS: Can anyone tell me who’s voice that is in the voice over? If you guess right, I will award you by NOT giving you a pizza!

I want to smack every celebrity that cashes in on starring in unhealthy food commercials. (Although if Dunkin Donuts offered me $10,000 to star in one of their commercials, I wouldn’t say no… WHOOPS!)

Do these celebrities not realize that young (and old) moldable brains look up to them? By stripping down to their skivvies and rubbing burgers all of their bodies (ahem, Carl’s Jr. ads ) not only are they saying fast food and junk food are sexy (do chicken nuggets turn you on?) … But they’re also confusing kids into thinking bath time = going to Taco Bell or Subway (aka, an even bigger headache for parents). 

French Fry body wash… That must smell like the apartment of a group of hung over college guys after a weekend bender. 

What celebrity backed junk food do you think is the worst?

What was your favorite commercial during the Superbowl? 

How much would you have to be paid in order to star in a junk food ad? 

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BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss BREAKING NEWS: Justin Timberlake & Justin Bieber Duet About Artichokes March 26, 2013 by GiGi Since moving to Los Angeles I rea ... Read on »
Britney Spears Coffee Disaster by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss 490. 610. 1790. No. I did not just give you my phone number (although, you could try calling and see what happens! ha ha). I actually just listed a fe ... Read on »
Bust a Move Brides To Be! by GiGiEats Posted in: Blog Posts in Weight loss HERE COMES THE BRIDE… ALL DRESSED IN… HER WORK OUT OUTFIT!!! The second tabloids catch win of celebrity engagements, their headlines scream “HOW TO GET Je ... Read on »