Matt has a saying... "Don't F**k with my family or my dogs. You'll be sorry." It's sort of our family motto. Well, right before we moved out of our old house, a couple rented the house next to us. They apparently don't like dogs. They want them to be quiet all the time. He came over and asked me if there was anyway that I could stop them from barking. I, through gritted teeth, said "Sure. No problem." But, seriously, they weren't barking crazy and THEY'RE DOGS FOR CRIMINY'S SAKE! About a month ago, I saw our old neighbor on the other side, who has a dog that DOES bark constantly but is very lovable, and she said the new neighbor has called the cops on every dog within a 3-4 house radius of his house. Called the freakin' cops!!! And trust me, these dogs are not bad at all. I'm not a natural-born dog lover and I promise you these dogs were not barking crazily or loud at all. That just pissed Matt and I off. We decided to do something about it. I'll admit it...I have a mean streak. Here's what I sent to "Quiet Carl" for Christmas...from the dogs in the neighborhood... I couldn't believe I actually found this at Hallmark. It's perfect. I hope Quiet Carl enjoyed the card. I hope it annoyed the shit out of him. I hope he knows not to mess with my dogs.
I couldn't believe I actually found this at Hallmark. It's perfect. I hope Quiet Carl enjoyed the card. I hope it annoyed the shit out of him. I hope he knows not to mess with my dogs.