I couldn’t resist. Shopping for kefir, I found a bottle two weeks past its sell-by date. Being the only person in the world who believes expired food is better than non-expired food, I thought it would be fun to see if I could get a discount. After all, it’s going to be thrown away.
Nope. “I’d rather not sell it to you,” said the store manager. “We can get a refund for these.” He apologized, took it, and I had to buy a non-expired bottle.