Only at Pharmacy God's pharmacy........... and probably yours too
Posted Sep 26 2008 5:16pm
One of our favorite* customers came in yesterday, waving the September 29 edition of the Sun. You know, that Weekly World News - style periodical that sits in the magazine rack at the grocery store checkout.
Her concern this week.... that the United States had shot down an angel over the skies of Fallujah.
It has to be true. It's the headline on the top of the magazine's cover.
Then she goes into a monologue about how it's probably not good to shoot at God and His angels.
That's when I disappeared into one of the bays and left my technician to hear the story.
This is same woman came in last month for an OTC consult for her gas problem. She was burping too much.
She didn't want any simethicone products to alleviate the issue.
She wanted something to help the gas get thru her system faster so she wouldn't be burping as much.
The woman prefers to fart all day instead of burp.
*favorite- one of the people we try to avoid like the freakin' plague.