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Health knowledge made personal
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Health knowledge made personal
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 You can buy your very own liver plush toyhere. I've learned that if I want to have four relatively active days per week, then the other three days need to be spent with my hindquarters planted firmly on the couch for the afternoon. Resting is a boring thing. It's amazing the direction my thoughts take while half-asleep with Maggie snuggled on my lap. Last week, I was thinking about my prescriptions and the fact that I needed to refill several of my pills. I remember drowsily musing about the hard work required of my liver to metabolize all those medications, which prompted me to actually feel sorry for my liver. Yes, I felt pity for my internal organs. This is very strange. I know that. Can you imagine what my liver would say given the opportunity? Awww. Poor, poor liver. Maybe my innards should form some kind of support group. Yeah - the group could be called something likeHelp Us - We're all stuck inside Julia. I'm certain that Dr. Phil would book us on his show once he got wind of my poor liver's plight. I can see it now. I'd be sitting on a couch on the Dr. Phil set, looking guilty. My liver would be seated right next to Dr. Phil tearfully explaining her circumstances.....wait, can a liver be tearful? (What am I saying? I'm talking about a liver on a television program, for crying out loud. Wake up, Julia, wake up! This is extremely weird, even for one ofmydreams). Anyway, Dr. Phil would periodically glare at me as the story unfolded. The audience would groan in disbelief as I tried to share my side of the story. Dr. Phil would offer folksy yet common-sense comments intended to rectify my irresponsible liver behavior. The episode would end with my heartfelt promise to be a better liver owner. My liver and I would embrace, at least as well as could be expected given that a liver doesn't have arms. And would probably be pretty slimy. Ew. I'll be a better, um...owner....liver. I promise. |
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