To the person who came in three minutes before closing Yesterday:
I would like to apologize for inconveniencing your day yesterday. I'm sorry that we have been closing at 4:00 PM on Sundays for the last 16 years. I'm sorry that you had to get your drunk ass off of the sofa to bring your new prescriptions in to be filled while the football game was on. I know that it would have been next to impossible to bring those orders in anytime between when they were written (November 8) and 3:57 yesterday afternoon. I'm sorry that you had to wait 4 minutes while I completed your orders. At least you were able to kill the time by walking back to buy two more cases of Budweiser. And I'm sorry that I would like to have a life and leave work on time.
Again, please accept my apology.
Pharmacy God
I would like to apologize for inconveniencing your day yesterday. I'm sorry that we have been closing at 4:00 PM on Sundays for the last 16 years. I'm sorry that you had to get your drunk ass off of the sofa to bring your new prescriptions in to be filled while the football game was on. I know that it would have been next to impossible to bring those orders in anytime between when they were written (November 8) and 3:57 yesterday afternoon. I'm sorry that you had to wait 4 minutes while I completed your orders. At least you were able to kill the time by walking back to buy two more cases of Budweiser. And I'm sorry that I would like to have a life and leave work on time.
Again, please accept my apology.
Pharmacy God