Hello, November. Where in heck did October go? Oh wait, I remember, in a CLOUD OF SNOW.
I know I never do this, but I feel as though I should get it out in some medium.
November’s goals.
#1 and the most important. I have had a DICKENS of a time remaining patient and understanding about my husband and his work. I knew when I married a cop that it was an often unpredictable job requiring a lot from its employees. I need to stress less and plan more.
#2 Eat more vegetables. I eat A LOT of vegetables, but I have been eating the same ones over and over and over again. WTH, Cat? Do you think you’re a rabbit? I must.
I chased a salad WITH a salad. I like greens.
#3 This month I want to run 100 miles. Yup, you read that right, 100 miles. I haven’t had a 100 mi month since before I was pregnant with my daughter, and I feel the need.
#4 I need to get the captain involved in more social activities. He’s being homeschooled right now, and I need to put forth a strong effort to keep him socially engaged.
#5 Buy more hairbows for the peanut. Because it’s cute. ’nuff said.
you don’t disagree, do you?
#6 Go on a date. A date where I let someone watch my kids. (I am REALLY bad at this.)
#7 Test no less than 30 recipes for Christmas cookies (this is really a nov/dec goal)
#7b don’t eat all the damn cookies, freeze the leftover dough. GEEZ, CAT!! YOU DON’T HAVE TO BAKE THE WHOLE BATCH TO TASTE ONE COOKIE!! (I predict a FAIL here.)
#8 Have a less stressful Thanksgiving. Preferably one that doesn’t include antibiotics, a trip to the ER, accidental burns, knife injuries, family fights, or dogs eating pecan pies. (dogs apparently LOVE pecan pies. Dogs, and Paula Deen-she has done somewhere around 9325934856 pecan recipes.)
#9 Either learn to crochet or solve the economic crisis. (“buy a needle, make bongs legal!” It could be a fundraiser-funny part is, I don’t even smoke pot, I just think it could bring in a crapounce of tax revenue.)
#10 finish ALL holiday shopping. ALL OF IT. Don’t get everyone the same thing. Chrismahanukwanzakah, I see you!! YOU GET A CANDLE AND YOU GET A CANDLE AND YOU GET A CANDLE! (isn’t it still “from the heart” if me and my gimparse left hand make it for you? I could be SEVERELY wounded!!!)
If you trust my cleanliness, I may be willing to part with some of the goodies. Email me if you’re interested!! (I shall draw the names at random or whoever emails first, or has the best joke about my partial hand paralysis) and Amy –you have no idea the goodness coming to you.
Hello, November. Where in heck did October go? Oh wait, I remember, in a CLOUD OF SNOW.
I know I never do this, but I feel as though I should get it out in some medium.
November’s goals.
#1 and the most important. I have had a DICKENS of a time remaining patient and understanding about my husband and his work. I knew when I married a cop that it was an often unpredictable job requiring a lot from its employees. I need to stress less and plan more.
#2 Eat more vegetables. I eat A LOT of vegetables, but I have been eating the same ones over and over and over again. WTH, Cat? Do you think you’re a rabbit? I must.
#3 This month I want to run 100 miles. Yup, you read that right, 100 miles. I haven’t had a 100 mi month since before I was pregnant with my daughter, and I feel the need.
#4 I need to get the captain involved in more social activities. He’s being homeschooled right now, and I need to put forth a strong effort to keep him socially engaged.
#5 Buy more hairbows for the peanut. Because it’s cute. ’nuff said.
#10 finish ALL holiday shopping. ALL OF IT. Don’t get everyone the same thing. Chrismahanukwanzakah, I see you!! YOU GET A CANDLE AND YOU GET A CANDLE AND YOU GET A CANDLE! (isn’t it still “from the heart” if me and my gimparse left hand make it for you? I could be SEVERELY wounded!!!)
If you trust my cleanliness, I may be willing to part with some of the goodies. Email me if you’re interested!! (I shall draw the names at random or whoever emails first, or has the best joke about my partial hand paralysis) and Amy –you have no idea the goodness coming to you.