If You Eat With Your Kid Alone, You’re An A-hole.

When this is on your lap, blogging may be difficult.

Time with my kids is the most important thing in my life. I wasn’t going to blog about this, but it really put a bee in my bonnet. Last night, when I was at dinner with my family, I saw a single man and his child come into the restaurant, sit down, and the man proceeded to order a tanq and tonic. He was alone with his kids and had MORE than ONE tanq and tonic. Tim couldn’t say anything because he didn’t appear to be driving, but I just wanted to rip him a new one. We were eating at a restaurant ON THE WATER!! Dear G-d, can you imagine?

What kind of an a-hole goes out to eat at a family restaurant and ties one on with their son with them? My husband and I both have alcoholism in our family, so we’re extra irritable about it. We laid in bed last night saying “WTF?” If the kid ever went to the bathroom, I was planning on giving him an earful.

*I do not recommend this to people who do not travel with someone who can arrest and lock up assholes at a whim.

What would you have done if you were me?